Archive for the ‘– A’ Category

“Scoop the midrange!”
– Karl Allweier

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.”
– Mario Andretti

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

“There is nothing so inefficient as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.”
– Anon

Friday, July 30th, 2010

“Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.”
– Edward Abbey

Monday, April 26th, 2010

“Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?”
– Dan Antopolsk

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“The best thing you can do behind a person’s back is give them a pat.”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“I’d rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Never take ‘no’ for an answer from someone not authorized to say ‘yes’.”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
– Woody Allen

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“You have delighted us long enough.”
- Jane Austen

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“I want you to WANT to do the dishes.”
– Jennifer Aniston

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”
– John Acton

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

To those who talk and talk and talk,
This adage should appeal;
The steam that blows the whistle
Will never turn the wheel
– Anon

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses.”
– Marion Andretti

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“You mellow too much you ripen and rot.”
– Woody Allen

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Lady Astor: “Mr. Churchill, you’re drunk!”
Winston Churchill: “Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.”

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Lady Astor: “if I were married to you I’d put poison in your coffee.”
Churchill: “if I were married to you, I’d drink it.”

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“I hate the word wholesome.”
– Julie Andrews

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.”
- Jane Austen

Monday, March 1st, 2010

“If there’s one thing I won’t stand for, it’s loose vowels!” – Great Aunt Adelaide

Friday, February 19th, 2010