Archive for the ‘health’ Category

“you aren’t what you eat – you are what you don’t poop.”
– Wavy Gravy

Friday, March 11th, 2011

“You will make all kinds of mistakes; but as long as you are generous and true and also fierce you cannot hurt the world or even seriously distress her.”
– Winston Churchill

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

“Human beings have a seemingly fundamental tendency to compensate for lower risks in one area by taking greater risks in another.”
– Malcolm Gladwell

Saturday, May 29th, 2010

“It was a whole personality shift for me. I wasn’t any longer attached to my performance and trying to control things. I could see that the really good things in life will happen if you just show up and share your natural enthusiasms with people.”
– Clark Martin

Monday, April 12th, 2010

“A good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life’s sensational pleasures.”
– Robert Benchley

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

“Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches.”
– Terri Guillemets

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

“What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.”
– George Dennison Prentice

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
– Doug Larson

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

“I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.”
Samuel Butler

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

“A full belly makes a dull brain.”
– Benjamin Franklin

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.”
– Charles Darwin

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“A touch of the mulligrubs in your collywobbles?”
– Cuthbert Bede

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“It’ll put collywobbles in your wister-wistems.”
– Colin G. Beer

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.”
– William Dement

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.”
– Milton Berle

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
– Woody Allen

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.”
– Bertrand Russell

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”
– Stephen Hawking

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“When old age is good, youth is forgotten.”
– Ancient Norse Saying

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“I haven’t a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices.”
– Mark Twain

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“One of the most important days of my life was when I learned to ride a bicycle.”
– Michael Pali

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“The minimum qualifications for Grace are surrender of ego.”
– Sri Sathya Sai Baba

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back.”
– Philip Brookes

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“I don’t say that we ought to all misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.”
– Orson Welles

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
– Orson Welles

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can’t do that when I know I’ve got to dance.”
– Michael Flatley

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“40 people hand me echinacea. But I’d no sooner take that than eat a pencil. Maybe that’s why I took up boxing. It’s my response to men in white pajamas feeling each other’s chi.”
– Hugh Laurie

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010