Archive for the ‘conduct’ Category

“Sure, I could of done it different… put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.”
– Wavy Gravy

Friday, March 11th, 2011

“I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front!”
– Jean Flood

Friday, March 11th, 2011

“I’m just waiting for them to invent something more interesting. I’m all ready to road test it.”
– Keith Richards

Monday, November 15th, 2010

“If you have to argue your science by using fraud, your science is not valid”
– Professor Ian Plimer

Monday, November 15th, 2010

“Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women, they’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you in-sane.”
– Red Bogart

Monday, November 15th, 2010

“Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory.”
- Bruce Lee

Monday, November 15th, 2010

“it is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice.”
– Bozo the Clown

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

“That’s enough gadding about as ginger.”
– James May

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
– Will Rogers

Friday, July 30th, 2010

“The man who is denied the opportunity of taking decisions of importance begins to regard as important the decisions he is allowed to take.”
– C. Northcote Parkinson

Friday, July 30th, 2010

“The real traditions of the British Navy are rum, buggery and the lash.”
– Winston Churchill

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

“We had too many people that were working to save the world.”
– Tony Hayward

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

“Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.”
– Russell Baker

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
– Dudley Moore

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

“Hold my beer and watch this!”
– Famous last words department

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

“Human beings have a seemingly fundamental tendency to compensate for lower risks in one area by taking greater risks in another.”
– Malcolm Gladwell

Saturday, May 29th, 2010

“Apple you guys were the rebels man, the underdogs. People believed in you. But now, are you becoming The Man? Remember back in 1984, you had those awesome ads about overthrowing Big Brother? Look in the mirror, man!”
– Jon Stewart

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

“If you’re going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.”
– Keith Richards

Monday, April 26th, 2010

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.”
– Maureen Dowd

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

“A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.”
– Benjamin Franklin

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

“Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”
- Benjamin Franklin

Monday, March 29th, 2010

“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”
- Mark Twain

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

“If you are going to pretend it’s youth, you are going to miss it.”
- Betty Freidan

Friday, March 19th, 2010

“If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.”
– Chinese Proverb

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.”
– Confucius

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“All right. Now, saunter. Saunter!”
– Fonzie

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“You can’t just cut out play. Practically everything in my Museum-Go-Round is play and I’m not going to cut it out.”
– Lady Elaine Fairchilde

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do.
– Jimi Hendrix

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Conviction is worthless unless it is converted into conduct.”
– Thomas Carlyle

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.”
– Will Durant

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.”
– William Shakespeare

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“The best thing you can do behind a person’s back is give them a pat.”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”
– Bertha Calloway

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.”
– George Eliot

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of talking, and dancing, and crying.”
– Worf

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Forebearance is the hallmark of your creed.”
– Mary Poppins

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
– Dr Seuss

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.”
– Jim Samuels

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“All we’re doing is passing our savings on to our client base.”
– Bernard Madoff

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass”
– David Lee Roth

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Never spend your money before you have it.”
– Thomas Jefferson

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Before enlightenment – chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment – chop wood, carry water.”
– Zen Buddhist Proverb

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.”
– Katharine Hepburn

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“There is nothing so skillful in its own defense as imperious pride.”
– Helen Hunt Jackson

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”
– Mae West

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.”
– Winston Churchill

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.”
– Andre Gide

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.”br>– Albert Einstein

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.”
– Mark Twain

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Ah, the first rule of public speaking – always start with a joke.”
– Jon Stewart

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Among those who dislike oppression are many who like to oppress.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Real firmness is good for anything; strut is good for nothing.”
– Alexander Hamilton

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.”
–Carl Gustav Jung

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“One should not lose one’s temper unless one is certain of getting more and more angry to the end.”
– William Butler Yeats

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“The true measure of a career is to be able to be content, even proud, that you succeeded through your own endeavors without leaving a trail of casualties in your wake.”
– Alan Greenspan

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.”
– Thomas Jefferson

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Always take hold of things by the smooth handle.”
– Thomas Jefferson

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Truth is not determined by majority vote.”
– Doug Gwyn

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“The minimum qualifications for Grace are surrender of ego.”
– Sri Sathya Sai Baba

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything.”
– Voltaire

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Do not laugh too loud or too much at any publick spectacle.”
– George Washington

Monday, March 8th, 2010

“Shift not yourself in the sight of others nor gnaw your nails.”
– George Washington

Monday, March 8th, 2010

“Always learn the rules so you can break them properly.”
– Dalai Lama

Monday, March 8th, 2010

“Karma moves in two directions. If we act virtuously, the seed we plant will result in happiness. If we act nonvirtuously, suffering results.”
– Sakyong Mipham

Monday, March 8th, 2010

“Don’t dip your oar in this sordid sea, Dick. You might be besmirched.”
– Bruce Wayne

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“When there’s an elephant in the room introduce him.”
– Randy Pausch

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“I don’t say that we ought to all misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.”
– Orson Welles

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
– Orson Welles

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“Do not let spacious plans for a new world divert your energies from saving what is left of the old.”
– Winston Churchill

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Robin: “Gosh, Batman, this camel grass juice is great.”
Batman: “Beware of strong stimulants, Robin.”

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“The word is no. I am therefore going anyway.”
– James T. Kirk

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“You are like a baby. Making noise, don’t know what to do.”
– Neytiri

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“Oh oh! Lucy’s got her mad face on! No matter what I do or say today I’m going to get slugged. I might as well get it over with. (He walks to Lucy. And gets slugged.) Now I have the rest of the day to myself!”
– Linus VanPelt

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you get old, people won’t think you’re going gaga.”
– David Ogilvy

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.”
– Mark Twain

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goeth

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Judge: “Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?”
Mae West: “On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin’ my best to conceal it.”

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.”
– Benjamin Disraeli

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.”
– Ayn Rand

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Ginger: “Hold me tighter Professor.”
Professor: “I..uh I’m afraid I’ll crush your dress.”
Ginger: “Try…”

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“I tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it.”
– Clint Eastwood

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.”
– Robert Fulghum

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
– Mae West

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”
– Gandhi

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money.”
– P.J. O’Rourke

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own.”
– No. 6

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes.”
– Prince Charles

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“It is an old and ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way”
– Rollo May

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Cock your hat – angles are attitudes.”
– Frank Sinatra

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.”
– James Brown

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“I blew hundreds of thousands of pounds on women and drinking – the rest I just squandered.”
– George Best

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Alright … let’s play it fast and loose.”
– Fast Eddie

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Alright … let’s play it fast and loose.”
– Fast Eddie

“Never mind the track. The track is for punks. We are Road People. We are Cafe Racers.”
– Hunter S. Thompson

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.”
- Benjamin Franklin

Monday, March 1st, 2010

“The gestures of the body must be suited to the discourse you are upon.”
– George Washington

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

“In the presence of others sing not to yourself with a humming noise, nor drum with your fingers or feet.”
– George Washington

Thursday, February 25th, 2010