Archive for the ‘forbearance’ Category

“I’m just waiting for them to invent something more interesting. I’m all ready to road test it.”
– Keith Richards

Monday, November 15th, 2010

Richards, 66, confirmed that his nickname for Jagger is “Your Majesty” or “Brenda.”

Monday, November 15th, 2010

“Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women, they’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you in-sane.”
– Red Bogart

Monday, November 15th, 2010

“It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.”
– Russell Baker

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

“Hold my beer and watch this!”
– Famous last words department

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

“Many women who do not dress modesty … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes."
– Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi

Monday, June 7th, 2010

“Human beings have a seemingly fundamental tendency to compensate for lower risks in one area by taking greater risks in another.”
– Malcolm Gladwell

Saturday, May 29th, 2010

“Investment bankers are just doing ‘God’s work’.”
– Lloyd Blankfein

Monday, April 26th, 2010

“Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacopoeia.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

“What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.”
– George Dennison Prentice

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
– Doug Larson

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

“Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed.”
– M. Poppins

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“I’d rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.” — Gerard Way

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“Ah, take the cash, and let the credit go.”
– Omar Khayyam

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.”
– Will Durant

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.”
– William Shakespeare

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
– Mark Twain

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”
– Bertha Calloway

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Try not to speak.”
– Hobson

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Forebearance is the hallmark of your creed.”
– Mary Poppins

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.”
– Anon

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.”
– Jim Samuels

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass”
– David Lee Roth

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“I’m going to send over my private stash of seeds for the White House vegetable garden.”
– Bill Maher

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Never spend your money before you have it.”
– Thomas Jefferson

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.”
– Bertrand Russell

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Frugality without creativity is deprivation.”
– Amy Dacyczyn

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Truth is not determined by majority vote.”
– Doug Gwyn

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“One night I got carried away on a dangerous mixture of French roast and Guiness and accidentally disassembled the whole car.”
– Peter Egan

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Don’t dip your oar in this sordid sea, Dick. You might be besmirched.”
– Bruce Wayne

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“I don’t say that we ought to all misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.”
– Orson Welles

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
– Orson Welles

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.”
– Mark Twain

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.”
– Andy Warhol

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”
– Mark Twain

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.”
– Madonna

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Chris Shea: “Dad, why don’t you play the Lottery like everyone else on the block?”
Dan Shea: “Because I might win.”

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Never mind the track. The track is for punks. We are Road People. We are Cafe Racers.”
– Hunter S. Thompson

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“The beast in me is caged by frail and fragile bars.”
– Johnny Cash

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.”
- Thomas Edison

Monday, March 1st, 2010