Archive for the ‘– W’ Category

“Males are quite charming when they’re stupid, focused and oblivious to the world.”
– Andy Wilman

Friday, March 11th, 2011

“I don’t lie awake at night attempting to reconcile my inner ‘sportiness’”
– Steve Wakefield

Monday, November 15th, 2010

“Everything popular is wrong.”
– Oscar Wilde

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

“I always turn to the sports section first. The sports section records man’s accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man’s failures.”
– Earl Warren

Monday, June 7th, 2010

“If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you’ll just be the thirteenth clown”
- Adam Walinsky

Monday, April 26th, 2010

“The faster we’re carried, the less time we have to spare.”
– Orson Welles

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

“In a world overrun by Bond wannabes, this is a car for the John Steed in every man: individualistic and quirky, stylish and confident. As a bonus, you could wear a bowler while driving it, too.”
– Steve Wakefield

Friday, April 16th, 2010

“When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.”
– Steven Wright

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“You can’t have everything.
Where would you put it?”
– Steven Wright

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.”
– Steven Wright

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.”
– Adam Walinsky

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“I’d rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.” — Gerard Way

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“A.D.D. is great if you can get done all those things.”
– Grumpus Wombat

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“Seize a task. Break it down. Get it done.”
– Grumpus Wombat

Monday, March 15th, 2010

“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
– Mae West

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“All who wander are not lost.”
– JRR Tolkein

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of talking, and dancing, and crying.”
– Worf

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”
– Mae West

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“No house should ever be on a hill or on anything. It should be of the hill. Belonging to it. Hill and house should live together each the happier for the other.”
– Frank Loyd Wright

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.”
– Mae West

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
– Steven Wright

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

“Do not laugh too loud or too much at any publick spectacle.”
– George Washington

Monday, March 8th, 2010

“Shift not yourself in the sight of others nor gnaw your nails.”
– George Washington

Monday, March 8th, 2010

“Without enough wilderness America will change. Democracy, with its myriad personalities and increasing sophistication, must be fibred and vitalized by regular contact with outdoor growths – animals, trees, sun warmth and free skies – or it will dwindle and pale.”
– Walt Whitman

Monday, March 8th, 2010

“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
– Oscar Wilde

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“I don’t say that we ought to all misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.”
– Orson Welles

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
– Orson Welles

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.”
– H.G. Wells

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.”
– Andy Warhol

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

“Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.”
– Oscar Wilde

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Judge: “Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?”
Mae West: “On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin’ my best to conceal it.”

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“If you’ve got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”
– John Wayne

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
– Mae West

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.”
– George F. Will

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes.”
– Prince Charles

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“I get no joy from a car that doesn’t need me to take care of it.”
– Andy Whalen

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Yes, Dick, your bird calls are close to perfect. If more people practiced them, someday we might have a chance for real communication with our feathered friends.”
– Bruce Wayne

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.”
– Elizabeth II

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“Why are the pretty ones always insane.”
– Chief Wiggam

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

“I do feel it’s really important to depict strong-willed, empowered women.” - Linda Woolverton

Monday, March 1st, 2010

“Be not hasty to believe flying Reports to the Disparagement of any.”
- George Washington

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

“Shake not the head, feet, or legs roll not the eyes lift not one eyebrow higher than the other wry not the mouth, and bedew no mans face with your spittle, by approaching too near him when you speak.”
- George Washington

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

“The gestures of the body must be suited to the discourse you are upon.”
– George Washington

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

“In the presence of others sing not to yourself with a humming noise, nor drum with your fingers or feet.”
– George Washington

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

“Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle.” – Elizabeth West

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

“We could hardly wait to get up in the morning.” – Wilbur Wright

Thursday, February 18th, 2010